June 22, 2002
The Top 10 Clues That You Might Be A Gay Man

From Michael Thomas Ford's The Little Book of Neuroses.


  1. When someone asks you if you're a pitcher or a catcher, your first thought isn't about baseball.
  2. When you see a handsome police officer following you on the highway, you speed up instead of slowing down.
  3. You've wondered if batman and Robin share a bedroom.
  4. Your idea of "getting lucky" on the weekend is finding Ralph Lauren sheets on sale.
  5. You're best friends with the girl you took to your high school prom.
  6. You noticed that Ricky Martin shaved his chest for his last video.
  7. You're the one everyone turns to when they need someone to plan a suprise party.
  8. You own moisturizer that has to be bought at a cosmetics counter.
  9. You can recite the next line of the following song: "The minute you walked in the joint, I could see you were a man of distinction."
  10. When viewing straight porn videos you watch the women give head and think, They're not doing that right.

Posted by shawn at June 22, 2002 02:11 PM
Comments

Hhhhhhmmmmmmm, 7 of the 10 apply to me in some way. What's wrong with me? AM I REALLY A GAY MAN TRAPPED IN A BISEXUAL WOMAN'S BODY? :)

Posted by: Lin on June 22, 2002 08:30 PM

i disagree wit the top ten cause its obvious
I was looking for something more complex
likea guy is staring at u every 2mins or so

Posted by: bobby on October 5, 2003 11:04 PM

all of those points are steriotypical things to say about a camp person not a gay person get your facts right next time twat

Posted by: will on November 10, 2003 02:11 PM

Will,

These are meant to be a joke. These are from a satirical book.

There is no way to actually tell if a person is gay except by asking them. Looks can be deceiving.

Posted by: Shawn Walker on November 10, 2003 03:20 PM

That is so not true... All ten of them get your head out of your ass and tell me the truth. I was looking for like a guy eyes you down, he smiles at you... and so on!

Posted by: Tyler on November 15, 2003 09:26 PM

That is so not true... All ten of them get your head out of your ass and tell me the truth. I was looking for like a guy eyes you down, he smiles at you... and so on!

Posted by: Tyler on November 15, 2003 09:26 PM

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