October 05, 2002
Dear Mom

Dear Mom,

This is for me more then it is really for you because you are gone now. I whish that you would have given me one last chance to say "I Love You". There was never a time in my life when I did not love you with all of my heart and I will never stop loving you. I'm not sure why you did it and I may never understand, but at least you are no longer in pain for once in your life. I am saddened by the fact that you will never see me graduate from college, get married, have children, or actually know that man that I have become. The man that I have become because of you. We have been through many things together, but now I must continue the rest of my life alone. I am going to miss you and I wish that it didn't have to me this way.

I don't know what life after death is like, but I hope that you are watching over me.

All my love!

Your only son,
Shawn

Posted by shawn at October 05, 2002 04:31 AM
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